Gintama: Jump Special Anime Festa 2015 (2015)

You see, samurai are creatures that hibernate once they’ve eaten their fill.

It’s not about how a girl looks. I treat beauties and beasties equally. My code is to seduce them for their holes.

This episode had a badass ending, so why are you screwing with it now? I won’t be able to keep up my motivation ’til next week like this!

It looks like this battle is neither to determine the greatest idols alive nor a public execution. I hear it’s just a battle to determine the biggest sluts alive.

Didn’t I say earlier that if the story line affects the the original work, you better consult it first with Shuueisha, SUNRISE? I’’ll just barge into Kami-igusa and…

Dear Lord, I’m supposed to be the cute heroine, but I’m always throwing up. I’m sorry (barf)

It’s about time we made it clear why this anime’s been dragging its feet for nine years, stopping and starting all the time.

You monster! Where’d you get this money?! The bank? The convenience store? The human trust?! I don’t remember raising you to be a monster that pays salaries!

Don’t worry. Akiba folk are just walking corpses who ironically call themselves Love Livers. Nobody cares about you.

You can find love scattered anywhere. But those scatterbrains … I can only find here.

He keeps me at home without pay and makes me do all kinds of stuff from morning till night until I can’t stand.

Let it be heard across the universe, men. Who the universe’s greatest idol with the universe’s greatest fans is. Booger Diamonds 48 Fanclub, let’s go!

For now, it’d be safer to invest the 300 million in mayonnaise. Right. I’ll just turn into a mayonnaise palace and mayonnaise pools and look after it that way. Real eastate and mayonnaise don’t fluctuate in value much. I’ll be able to return it quickly.