Eromanga-sensei (2017)

When I see a cute girl, I can’t help but want to see her panties!

I have no fear of watching you grow old while I remain young. I’ll even watch you on your death bed. I am no stranger to death. But your heart is like that of an innocent child. It has always accepted everything about me, without hesitation. Because of that, I am very afraid.

Men are onions. Many layers and all of them make you cry.

Even when wolf packs are having a violent war over territory, the forest looks as calm as it always does from a distance.

Pain makes one wise!

Stop pouting! You learned something valuable. Remember the lesson, not the disappointment.

I know it’s difficult to look past my brilliant tail, brain and looks, but I also have excellent ears and eyes.

Males burned with jealousy are too sweet to eat!

Loneliness is a disease that can lead to death. They might as well be the same thing.

All men are jealous idiots. And women are stupid too, to feel happy about it. It’s true, there are idiots everywhere!

When a person lies, what is important is not the lie itself. No, it is their reason. Their why.

A trip is the most fun before one sets out on it. With dogs, the bark and not the bite is more frightening and women are almost always prettier when they are shrouded in mystery. I can never be as pretty as you imagine and I would never do something like that to you. Would it not be better to imagine?

I’d rather trust and regret, than doubt and regret.

Rather than leaving someone to die, I’d much rather die together with them.

There’s no meaningful difference between a real and a virtual world. It’s pointless to ask anyone who they really are. All you can do is accept and believe in them, because whoever they are in your mind, is their true identity.

If you married someone, that means you love every side of your significant other that you already know. So if you find a new side after to love, doesn’t that mean you’ll love your partner even more?

Everybody can fight. It’s just a choice of whether you should.

Real pain is the result of losing someone you care about.

The main reason I got stronger was so I’d be able to survive.

All this time, I seriously thought that it’s better to die than to live your life alone.

It is pointless to question who someone really is. All you can do is believe and accept. Because the way you perceive someone is their true identity.

Levels are just numbers. In this world, strength is just an illusion. There are more important things.

The thing you wished for the most, is something you’ll never get.

A dog’s happiness is measured by how useful he is to his master.

Well, I’d better get back to my seat. The unmarried woman with her unmarried face is about to come to start the unmarried homeroom.

I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, it was the worst dream ever.

Entire civilizations were built and destroyed between now and the last time you said "we’ll go soon"! I’ll have rotted and turned to ash by the time this "soon" of yours comes!!

It’s not about being right or being wrong. There are more important things than that. That’s why apologies and forgiveness become necessary.

Stop living in the past like an old man.

It doesn’t matter if you grew up without parents, and it doesn’t matter if you don’t believe in God. There’s someone out there watching over you.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

うるさいうるさいうるさい (Urusai! Urusai! Urusai!)